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Went to Jared
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Dying. So coined because
married
life (which is what huge
diamonds
are about) and death are nearly
identical
.
"
HE WENT TO JARED
?!"
"Yeah, he
stepped
in front of a car... I'm
really
sorry."
by
Black Ships
December 22, 2008
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