cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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admiral general aladine

otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘
“have you seen admiral general aladine before?”
“yes he is my friend with benefits!”
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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black nose charles

he always has an empty beer can outside his house everyday, he has a black mass on the top of his nose so beware it could be contagious
“did you see black nose charles?”
yes i did i had to keep well away from him just in case he infected me with his black nosieness!”
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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