Piggyback Poop

Pooping into a toilet that has already been pooped in by someone else and then flushing the toilet.
You know it’s truly a marriage when you and your partner Piggyback Poop regardless of what the state says.
by Black Marmalade March 21, 2025
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GAGA Oreos

Worse than AIDS.
Last Tuesday my bike was stolen and I had to walk ten miles to get home then when I finally got there my day went totally GAGA Oreos when I discovered that “my friend “, Joel, “accidentally” burned my house down when he broke the “GOLDEN” Rule about igniting farts in the kitchen bare assed when he was absentmindedly igniting his kitchen farts and somehow through his ever deepening feelings of complacency or his immense ego and his voracious appetites and his immense hubris, he forgot that he was bare assed.

RIP Joel, RIP JOE, just as Iciras you flew too close to the sun, and fell back to earth you were excellent at tittles winkles but your pronounciation of the word “Foyer” was GAGA Oreos dude.
by Black Marmalade March 07, 2021
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