Don't give me no jazz

An expression of disbelief; a means of expressing, "don't lie to me, I already know the truth." Rural Southern origin.
I know where you were last night. Don't give me no jazz." "Don't gimme no jazz, I saw you looking at her.
by Black Bowler October 06, 2010
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Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"
I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!
by Black Bowler October 06, 2010
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