The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.
Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."
by Bjorn Svedkins July 12, 2016
Someone who dresses as a stereotypical hipster scarves, plaid, uptilt fedora, etc. as a personal preference as opposed to wearing it for the soul reason that it is quintessentially hipster.
"He's been wearing that fedora for weeks now! By George, he's unironically hipster!"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
by Bjorn Svedkins July 07, 2016