Definitions by Bj swartz

Barley-ook

When you go to the toilet and only ghost fart but go to get up thinking you done then get that Insta -barley-ook then proceed to power render the bowl to absolute oblivion and relive that ook from ya barley

Bro too much curry last night got a barley-ook

Barley-ook by Bj swartz October 9, 2019

Mushtip 

When the head of an erect penis looks like a mushroom

Woman - did you see the head on that guys dong lad had a mushtip

Mushtip by Bj swartz October 9, 2019

Render the bowl 

To take a dump so explosive that it completely covers every part of the porcelain in a textured turd finish consistent with an external rendered look

Bro I just completely render the bowl

Render the bowl by Bj swartz October 9, 2019