simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

hoe moment

When a normally sexually responsive female acts like a hoe but only for a moment

Wow Mariah had such a hoe moment at that party.. Did you see her?

by Bitchtits September 04, 2015