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Crystal Marie

Fucks like a champ. Will out drink you while you weep as her magic pussy walks nonchalantly out your losing ass door . Often too hilarious for her own good .

Damn , marry that bitch Crystal Marie . Marry her yesterday.

by Bitchmouth McaAsshole December 1, 2016

Get the Crystal Mariemug.

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