Mallcheck

Baby Stalin. A conspiracy theorist whograhles with OC spray and has a mustache you could hide a camp stove inside. Diet consists of Spam sandwiches, monster energy, and nicotine. Easily agitated, use discretion when approaching. Calms down with smoked chub meat.
That dude is a crazy mother Mallcheck.
by Bishopwy4 January 27, 2023
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