Westry

When someone makes a poor attempt to live a secret life; either as a fraud, an identity theft, or when someone is gay but hasn't accepted it and carelessly lives his life as though he's straight, regardless of who he may hurt by doing so.
Someone who lies about everything and you can't believe a single word they say because the lies are so blatantly audacious that the believability is far far gone.
Someone who tries to make a living through fraud but is really bad at it and is almost never successful.
It's the saddest thing really, she had no idea he was Westry.
What a loser, he tried to pay ALL his bills Westry and now he's doing 3 to 5 years in a medium security federal prison. At least he has a chance of finding true love though...
by BisforBUTTLOVE June 12, 2022
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Westry

When everything about you is a farse. Everything you say is a lie. Everything you do has an alternative motive, or hidden agenda. Your entire existence is based on lies, except everyone knows it but you think you're the shit. Someone who tries to live life like a con artist, or as an identity theif,but can't because they suck really bad at it and almost never succeed. Or when a gay man lives his life as a straight man while simultaneously ruining the lives of others.
"That makes me so sad, he isn't fooling anyone, he should just be honest for once in his life, he'd be so much happier and he'd be a much better person ."

"Do NOT trust anything he says, there's no telling what his true reasons are, but it's not going to be good, he is a Westry of the worst kind. That much I know. "
"OH my God, I feel so sorry for his wife, he is such a Westry. Their marriage is a total sham.:("
by BisforBUTTLOVE June 11, 2022
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