Billy Minor's definitions

Shoulf

Pronounced: (sh)OOLF VERB
1. The act of closing one eye to improved one's ability to text message, while under the influence of a considerable amount of alcohol.
2. Squinting so your phone isn't so damn blurry while trying to send a drunk text.

Last night Halle was so drunk she had to shoulf just to see who texted her.

by Billy Minor March 2, 2008