Definitions by Billy Joel

cooch spider 

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

cooch spider by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

chode 

When a penis is wider than it is long.

Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.

chode by billy joel August 1, 2003