Billy Crystal's definitions

The Angry Deuceman

When your pissed off Italian friend farts and snores in his sleep.

Frank lost some $$ in A.C. and decided to give his buddies The Angry Deuceman.

by Billy Crystal August 12, 2003

Foghorn Leghorn

An over-grown rooster

My buddy spiked his wet hair and looked like Foghorn Leghorn

by Billy Crystal August 12, 2003

Fast Freddy

A low life, blue gummed, spear chucker that is drunk on his dilutions of greatness and is anything but fast, and it was said that his intelligence is best modeled by looking in center of a doughnut,

That fast Freddy just took the whole eight inches like a champ.

by Billy Crystal May 1, 2019