Bill Gatessss's definitions

Iphucker

An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.

Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.

by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012