Squidward

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 20, 2012

Squilliam

1. The opposite of Squidward, who is God.
2. The Antichrist.
3. Squidward's highschool nemesis.

Squilliam has a mansion, and Squidward does not. How sad.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 20, 2012