Definitions by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop)

Squidward 

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

Squidward by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012

Squilliam 

1. The opposite of Squidward, who is God.
2. The Antichrist.
3. Squidward's highschool nemesis.

Squilliam has a mansion, and Squidward does not. How sad.

Squilliam by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012