1 definition by Bigripslittletits
Most boring place on earth with a cop called dean who lurks around pulling over kids. People usually come to yanchep for the beaches and good food only to be stopped every two seconds to be asked for a dart by little eshays. Maccas is just about the only hang out spot besides some bongos which almost always has used bongs, broken scissors or a good old milk crate. If you’re not seshing it up or surfing you’re probably looking for bumpers or a sweet spot to put up a burner. Be careful when you walk around at night because you might be stopped by crackheads asking for a spare dollar, crackheads are the inhabitants of this land where putting up and getting zonked is a religion. But you’ll know you’re in yanchep when you see the radio tower and four water tanks just sitting in the bush. After reading this be careful and just keep walking if someone says: “wadaya want for that hat”
“That’s it, I’m getting out of yanchep when I move out”
“What’s happening in yanchep”
“Just goin out with the boys to get on the piss”
“What’s happening in yanchep”
“Just goin out with the boys to get on the piss”
by Bigripslittletits May 10, 2020