2 definitions by BigglioDaddio
Short for Virtual Reality Girlfriend. A girl you only text with. She pretends she’s in love with you, sends you lots of selfies and emoji hearts & kisses, but never wants to talk on the phone or meet up with you in person.
Dude: Hey bro, how’s that new girl working out?
Bro: It’s frustrating dude. She never wants to meet up or phone chat, she only wants to text.
Dude: Bro, don’t waste your time on a VRGF. There’s plenty of other girls out there who want a real relationship!
Bro: It’s frustrating dude. She never wants to meet up or phone chat, she only wants to text.
Dude: Bro, don’t waste your time on a VRGF. There’s plenty of other girls out there who want a real relationship!
by BigglioDaddio November 6, 2019
Friend With Eggplant. A boy toy. Term used mostly by lesbians to define guys they just want to have sex with, not a relationship.
Girl top: I‘m aching for a FWEggplant.
Girl bottom: Me too — the dildo isn’t as good as the real thing.
Girl bottom: Me too — the dildo isn’t as good as the real thing.
by BigglioDaddio June 29, 2020