Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Biggest pollard ever

Cunttache

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt

Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks