thebookworm

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be thebookworm."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a thebookworm."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making thebookworm hurt.
by BiggBootyyChicken July 11, 2014
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