Definitions by Bigasseater

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY 

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY by Bigasseater May 28, 2018