Someone of any ethnicity, any gender (predominantly female) most likely suburban, that has had two doses of COVID-19 vaccinations and is ready to aggressively reintroduce themselves to society:
1. Dressing like a straight up HO with homemade sourdough insulation escaping all the cracks of his/her outfit looking for sunlight like a weed plant in a closet trying to photosynthesize.
2. Drinking Truly, whiteclaw, even bud light Seltzer opening in the cup holder while they drive to the only in person restaurant in town. It’s your right, Vax Ho, it’s America.
3. Wearing a mask into the the strip club that says “Vaccinated AF, bitches”. Also wearing the same mask to in person church. I’m back, Jesus.
1. Dressing like a straight up HO with homemade sourdough insulation escaping all the cracks of his/her outfit looking for sunlight like a weed plant in a closet trying to photosynthesize.
2. Drinking Truly, whiteclaw, even bud light Seltzer opening in the cup holder while they drive to the only in person restaurant in town. It’s your right, Vax Ho, it’s America.
3. Wearing a mask into the the strip club that says “Vaccinated AF, bitches”. Also wearing the same mask to in person church. I’m back, Jesus.
That VaxHo keeps showing me her vaccination card and calling it a passport, please don’t let her on this flight she doesn’t have a ticket.
by BigVaxer April 21, 2021