Definitions by Big texta

Dave 

A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned

How could anyone think that was a good idea? It must be a Dave thing.

Dave by Big texta May 3, 2019

dutchied 

After your partner has pulled the covers above your head after farting in bed.

The mrs dutchied me last night and it stank like hell

dutchied by Big texta April 30, 2015