gaztron

The act of being a completely sarcastic, flamboyant, nerdy prick in a way that no-one finds funny or amusing.

"That blokes really starting to shit me! He's a complete gaztron!"

by Big shitehawk March 11, 2008

scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

ockerus

A very bogan Australian alternative to cock

Aaaaaaaaawww! Got me ockerus caught in me fly!

by Big shitehawk May 21, 2011