18 definitions by Big poppa 62353456

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?

Person B: Porky eggs.

Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?

Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.

Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone

Person A: It's not defined here dog.

Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.

Person A: That sucks dog!

Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!

Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
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A period of prolonged depression and inactivity during which time a person begins to question his self-worth and wonder whether life will ever improve.
Dude, snap out of it! You in a depressive rut! Come over here and lemme eat yo butt.
by Big poppa 62353456 November 8, 2017
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A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.
Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!
by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016
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That girl Sarah really knows how to take care of a man. Not only did she give me a blowjob , but she sucked on my bees!
by Big poppa 62353456 August 16, 2016
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