Definitions by Big nigga shit you namm sayin

Shlurp my own Shmeat 

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

Shlurp my own Shmeat by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017