Definitions by Big mama mar

Touch mickey 

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

Touch mickey by Big mama mar May 6, 2020

Durk 

Durks

Verb :To indulge, predominantly in self rewarding pleasures

I durked the shit out of that sleep in yesterday and then spent the rest of the day durking on the couch

Durk by Big mama mar May 6, 2020