Definitions by Big eyed bandit

Ally 

A girl who is evil and harsh. Always sneaks around the streets at 4 am causes harm to those who don't deserve it. Is always seen running instead of walking. Will most likely always have a scrawny little neighbor boy by her side.

Guy one: "Hey man my girl cheated on me this morning. I saw her with another guy"

Guy two: "Thats because you were with an Ally man."

Ally by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012

Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

Rarely Seen Land Whale by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012