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The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
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