Definitions by Big Uncle G

flense 

Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).

Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)

flense by Big Uncle G November 27, 2012

Asstaurant 

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008