Asstaurant

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

by big uncle G June 03, 2008

flense

Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).

Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)

by Big Uncle G November 22, 2012