Big Shlomi's definitions

Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)

person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!

by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024

Parked

A parked car is not moving, it's boring, its done, it's over
Used to describe a bad, boring thing

Omg its not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

Person 1: "how was that new movie you saw?"
Person 2: "parked. Not worth seeing."

by Big Shlomi May 13, 2024