2 definitions by Big Red (yes guys its me)

Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.
by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 9, 2011
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the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles
dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles
by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 31, 2011
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