Definitions by Big RM

Captain Wettie 

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

Captain Wettie by Big RM October 5, 2018

Brown Slap 

When someone excretes from ones anus into ones hand and slaps an intended target with the accumulated substance.

Aaron brown slapped Ryan, much to Ryan's dismay...

Brown Slap by Big RM May 30, 2008