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Definitions by Big Phil HT

walnut dash 

1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.

2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?

2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
walnut dash by Big Phil HT January 12, 2011