Definitions by Big Lambo

John The Messenger 

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

John The Messenger by Big Lambo August 25, 2011

Melanie Graham 

Melanie Graham was a performer and then director of The Groundling Theater in Los Angeles for many years. She wrote for one season on Saturday Night Live and is currently producing reality shows for TV. Her credits include "The Osbournes," "Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica," "Adventures in Hollyhood," "Meet The Barkers," and "The T.O. Show."

Melanie Graham likes to eat twinkies,while playing mobwars.

Melanie Graham by Big Lambo August 22, 2011