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First UMPression
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When, upon meeting someone, you
dislike
them,
pull out
your UMP, and blow
everyone
in the room's heads off.
I met some
douches
at the pub
last night
, so I gave them a
memorable
first UMPression.
by
Big Hairy Pendelum
June 14, 2010
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