2 definitions by Big Gary
The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.
by Big Gary January 14, 2007
'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.
You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
by Big Gary January 14, 2007