Big Gabe's definitions

Hot pan

You wrap someone's head in saran wrap, squat over them as they lay on their back and take a dump on their face.

Instead of a Cleaveland steamer she wanted a hot pan.

by Big Gabe June 28, 2006

spec-turd

A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.

Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.

Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.

by Big Gabe January 4, 2008