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Definitions by Big Ed Moustapha

turd drok 

Pronounced exactly like its spelled.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.
Every damn toilet in this john is caked with turd drok! What the hell do people eat around here?! They to line these damn toilets with teflon!
'Fruit of the butt'
Synonymous with shit, turd(s), poop(s), etc. Can be singular or plural.
Singular: I'm about to drop a load of buttfruit.

Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.
buttfruit by Big Ed Moustapha April 17, 2008