1 definition by Big Dog the Definer

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"
Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !
by Big Dog the Definer November 30, 2018
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