2 definitions by Big Dick Mitchell

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.
Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!
by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019
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when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.
Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse
by Big Dick Mitchell September 23, 2019
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