Uber Stretcher

What 50 plus year old people need after dancing thier ass off at a trippy Lettuce concert.

OMG . I think I just threw my hip out on that psychedelic grove. Call me a Uber Stretcher STAT!

by Big Daddy Mojo February 10, 2018

Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.

Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?

by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018