Definitions by Big Daddy Mojo

Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.

Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?

Schitsel by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018

Uber Stretcher 

What 50 plus year old people need after dancing thier ass off at a trippy Lettuce concert.

OMG . I think I just threw my hip out on that psychedelic grove. Call me a Uber Stretcher STAT!

Uber Stretcher by Big Daddy Mojo February 10, 2018