Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.
Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?
by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018
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Uber Stretcher

What 50 plus year old people need after dancing thier ass off at a trippy Lettuce concert.
OMG . I think I just threw my hip out on that psychedelic grove. Call me a Uber Stretcher STAT!
by Big Daddy Mojo February 10, 2018
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