Definitions by Big Balls Barry 2
Armenian Armringer
An ancient sex and/or martial ritual in which a woman, looking for a husband to bear her children, whilst completely naked, lines up multiple suitors, who are also completely naked, and proceeds to grab their penises and spin them over her head like that one dance move one at a time.
If the suitor's penis comes off, they are exiled, however, if the penis remains attatched, the woman moves on to the next suitor and repeates the ritual until all suitors have undergone the process.
The ritual is then repeated until only one suitor remains, who then marries the woman.
The aim of the ritual is to determine which suitor has the greatest penile strength.
If the suitor's penis comes off, they are exiled, however, if the penis remains attatched, the woman moves on to the next suitor and repeates the ritual until all suitors have undergone the process.
The ritual is then repeated until only one suitor remains, who then marries the woman.
The aim of the ritual is to determine which suitor has the greatest penile strength.
She couldn't decide who to marry so she performed the ancient ritual called the Armenian Armringer to decide.
Armenian Armringer by Big Balls Barry 2 October 18, 2026
Sicilian Super Soaker
A sexual act in which a man releases his largest possible load into a woman's (or a man's if he's gay) anal cavity.
The cum then mixes with the shit of the recipient in a stage called "brewing".
The brewing stage typically takes 10 to 15 minutes.
After the brewing stage is complete, the recepient then proceedes to forcefully eject the forbidden peanut butter by farting as hard as possible, similar to how a hippo takes a shit, spreading it over the largest possible area.
The cum then mixes with the shit of the recipient in a stage called "brewing".
The brewing stage typically takes 10 to 15 minutes.
After the brewing stage is complete, the recepient then proceedes to forcefully eject the forbidden peanut butter by farting as hard as possible, similar to how a hippo takes a shit, spreading it over the largest possible area.
Sicilian Super Soaker by Big Balls Barry 2 October 17, 2026