spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.

"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"

by Big Al 80 July 07, 2009

mama bird

a person usually a girl who when intoxicated thinks she's in charge and will promptly cut you off when she feels you've had enough.

"Hide your drink! Kim is in mama bird mode."

by Big Al 80 July 07, 2009