Dagwood

Is a small to unusually large piece of driftwood that, when high, a stoner will consistently cast at and continue to lose fishing lures on.
Holy shit guys, check out that awesome dagwood. There's gotta be 50 fishing lines stuck to it!
by Biff Justice October 20, 2005
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illinosion

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1. A resident of the state of Illinois, that drives.
2. All of the Illinois residents are horrible drivers. Turn signals??? What the fuck are those for!?! Ahh, gas and brake, that's all they need. Car life expectancy in Illinois, 3 years (if it doesn't get in an accident).
"I fucking hate Chicago, chok full of Illinosions"
"Me to man, me too."
by Biff Justice November 02, 2005
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