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Definitions by Beta hater

Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment 

An event which can be described as both a bruh moment and a cringe moment at the same time.
Well that was a Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment I cant decide whether to saybruh” or “cringe”

Protein squirts 

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

Specky gongoid 

A kid/adult who has thick rimmed glasses and the head the shaped of a toaster. Most specky gongoids are also fat and semi retarded.
Fucking hell my neighbours are a family of specky gongoids
Specky gongoid by Beta hater June 22, 2018