Definitions by Bernard Lebowski

Papple

The art of placing crab apples underneath one's foreskin and shouting "The fruit man is in town!"

Did you just see Jason go Papple!

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?