Definitions by Bergerac de dirty

Fud Thud

Scottish version of “Clam Slam”. The female version of tea bagging.

I tell ye Sandra, I was sick of his whining about no huvin his tea on the table when he gets in fae work so last night I gave him an an almighty fud thud right in the beak for aw his cheek.

Fud Thud by Bergerac de dirty May 14, 2023

Dirty Bergerac 

When one receives felatio in a car. Preferably a nice car but not a necessity as what constitutes a nice car is very subjective

Karen gave me a dirty Bergerac on the M8 last night when I was taking us to get some Kirspy Kreme doughnuts through in Edinburgh

Dirty Bergerac by Bergerac de dirty July 11, 2022