Definitions by BenjaminBaggins
Swiss Wink
A mythical act so disturbing that no one who Googles it will ever speak of it again. Its true meaning has been lost to time, shame, and questionable life choices. Currently believed to be a government plot invented to promote the band Bad Transmission.
“Dude, I accidentally Googled ‘Swiss Wink.’ I haven’t slept in 48 hours and my plants started wilting.”
“Congrats, you’ve encountered Bad Transmission’s fanbase initiation ritual.”
“Congrats, you’ve encountered Bad Transmission’s fanbase initiation ritual.”
Swiss Wink by BenjaminBaggins May 13, 2026