Benito R Hernandez's definitions

Trumptastrophe

The catastrophe of crapping yourself in public

Stuck in traffic in the morning and lost the photo finish to bathroom at work…And everyone saw! It was a Trumptastrophe. I left to go home and change and never went back.

by Benito R Hernandez February 7, 2026

Brush

Variation on bro-mance and refers to heterosexual dude who has a bro-crush on another guy who's not returning the love. Basically somebody wants to be closer buddies with someone who's not interested.

Anthony Scarimucci was brushing on Donald Trump… But the Trumpster fired him. Unrequited brush!

by Benito R Hernandez August 11, 2017