Ben waah's definitions

Balz Palsy

When one testicle hangs so much lower than the other , that it causes the corresponding eyebrow of the higher testicle to raise .

She kicked him in the nuts so hard that he still had Balz Palsy days later.

by Ben waah October 9, 2020

French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .

Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..

by Ben waah February 22, 2023

london gentleman

When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .

by Ben waah June 8, 2018