Definitions by Ben waah

French whistle 

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .

Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..

French whistle by Ben waah February 22, 2023

Balz Palsy 

When one testicle hangs so much lower than the other , that it causes the corresponding eyebrow of the higher testicle to raise .

She kicked him in the nuts so hard that he still had Balz Palsy days later.

Balz Palsy by Ben waah October 9, 2020

london gentleman

When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .

london gentleman by Ben waah June 8, 2018